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Wisconsin · Deep freeze winters

Funny Gifts and Cozy Hoodies in Wisconsin

Funny gift and wardrobe ideas for Wisconsin: what the winters are really like, what to wear, and when to order.

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Typical January low
9°F
First real chill
late September to early October
Hoodie weather
October through April
Winter snow
Heavy

Wisconsin winters are properly cold overall, and that decides what to wear and what makes a good gift. Sweatshirts and hoodies lead in Wisconsin, with tees as the base layer underneath.

Winter across Wisconsin

Winter is serious here, with cold that settles in for months and tailgates that go on regardless. The first real chill typically arrives late September to early October, and hoodie weather usually runs October through April. Snow is a regular part of the winter picture, so the cold season is long and planned for.

What to wear in Wisconsin, layer by layer

A simple wardrobe rule for Wisconsin. Think in three layers: a tee against the skin, a sweatshirt or hoodie in the middle, and a real coat on top. If you wear a sweatshirt under a coat, many people size up one so the sleeves do not bunch. Check the size guide before you pick a size.

The Family Photo Is Mandatory: The Smiling One Sweatshirt Worn in WisconsinThe Family Photo Is Mandatory: The Smiling One SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up

Wisconsin runs on football Sundays, hockey nights, and cold-weather tailgates. Add downtown tree lightings and ice-fishing weekends to the calendar and you have a full winter of occasions where a funny sweatshirt, hoodie or tee fits right in. Everything on our site is original, so the humor is about the moment, not about any team or brand.

Funny gifts that fit Wisconsin

A gift that gets worn all winter beats one that gets admired once. For Wisconsin, begin with the hoodies and sweatshirts collection, then narrow it down by the person you are buying for.

  • For holiday tables in Wisconsin, there are funny shirts for the whole group, from the host to the dessert recovery crew. Shop Family & New Baby
  • For two people who share a blanket and a remote, there are matching and mix-and-match funny pieces. Shop Couples
  • For Thanksgiving week, there are bread-basket guardians, nap-through-the-game dads and pie referees. Shop Thanksgiving Crew
Walk Declined. Too Cold. Sweatshirt A gift pick for WisconsinWalk Declined. Too Cold. SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Ordering for Wisconsin

Each piece is made after you order it. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery in the US, and see the shipping policy for current details. If you are buying for yourself, order before the first chill arrives, typically late September to early October, so the sweatshirt is here when Wisconsin needs it. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November.

Local notes, Wisconsin

Game days
Football sundays, hockey nights, and cold-weather tailgates.
Gatherings
Downtown tree lightings and ice-fishing weekends.
The cold, locally
Winter is serious here, with cold that settles in for months and tailgates that go on regardless.
Climate zone
Upper Midwest

Shop by what fits

  1. Sweatshirts and hoodiesSweatshirts and hoodies lead in Wisconsin, with tees as the base layer underneath.
  2. Thanksgiving CrewFunny shirts for hosts, guests and the pie referee.
  3. Family & New BabyFunny picks for family & new baby.
  4. CouplesFunny picks for couples.

Wear the joke

Printed to order in the US. Free US shipping over $50.

Questions people ask in Wisconsin

What should I wear for winter in Wisconsin?
It depends on where you are in Wisconsin, but a typical winter here is properly cold. Plan on a tee, a sweatshirt or hoodie, and a real coat, and size up one if you layer.
When is it cold enough for a hoodie in Wisconsin?
The first real chill typically arrives late September to early October, and hoodie weather usually runs October through April. Local weather varies year to year, so treat these as typical timing, not a promise.
What are good funny gifts for people in Wisconsin?
Pick by person, not by place: dog people, cat people, family gatherings, couples and Thanksgiving hosts each have a collection.Sweatshirts and hoodies lead in cold months, and tees are the easy year-round gift.
How long does an Inkida order take to reach Wisconsin?
Everything is printed to order. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. Order by December 8 for Christmas, and see the shipping policy for current details.

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