Funny Gifts and Cozy Hoodies in Baltimore, MD

When Baltimore gets cold enough for a hoodie

Baltimore sits in the Mid-Atlantic climate zone. Harbor wind makes damp winter days feel colder than they read. The first real chill typically arrives early November, and hoodie weather usually runs late October through March. Snow is occasional and usually brief, but the cold snaps still catch people without a jacket.

What to wear in Baltimore, layer by layer

Here is the layering plan for Baltimore. A sweatshirt or hoodie handles most winter days on its own, and a light coat takes over for the real cold snaps. A tee underneath keeps it comfortable indoors. Check the size guide for fit.

Worn in BaltimoreCertified Lap WarmerFrom $44.99See the design

Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up

Winter in Baltimore comes with a calendar: football Sundays and loud winter basketball, plus harbor light displays and neighborhood tree lightings. Each one is a reason to wear something that makes people laugh. Our designs are all original and never use team names or brands.

Funny gifts that fit Baltimore

A gift that gets worn all winter beats one that gets admired once. For Baltimore, begin with the hoodies and sweatshirts collection, then narrow it down by the person you are buying for.

• For Thanksgiving week, there are bread-basket guardians, nap-through-the-game dads and pie referees. Shop Thanksgiving Crew
• For the person who plans the day around the dog walk, Baltimore weather included, there are funny sweatshirts, hoodies and tees about cold-walk negotiations and couch partners. Shop Dog People
• For the friend who takes orders from the cat, there are tree defenders, couch sharers and soft-spoken tyrants. Shop Cat People

A gift pick for BaltimoreTechnically a Ghost SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Ordering for Baltimore

Each piece is made after you order it. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery in the US, and see the shipping policy for current details. The first chill in Baltimore typically arrives early November, so ordering in October puts a sweatshirt in your closet right on time. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November.