Washington · Chilly winters
Funny Gifts and Cozy Hoodies in Washington
Funny gift and wardrobe ideas for Washington: what the winters are really like, what to wear, and when to order.
Pick another state- Typical January low
- 34°F
- First real chill
- late October to early November
- Hoodie weather
- November through March
- Winter snow
- Occasional
Washington winters are chilly and often damp overall, and that decides what to wear and what makes a good gift. Sweatshirts and hoodies lead in Washington, with tees as the base layer underneath.
Winter across Washington
Winter is gray, damp, and drizzly, which feels cold even above freezing. The first real chill typically arrives late October to early November, and hoodie weather usually runs November through March. Snow is occasional and usually brief, but the cold snaps still catch people without a jacket.
What to wear in Washington, layer by layer
Here is the layering plan for Washington. A sweatshirt or hoodie handles most winter days on its own, and a light coat takes over for the real cold snaps. A tee underneath keeps it comfortable indoors. Check the size guide for fit.
Worn in WashingtonEight Nights of Snacks HoodieFrom $49.99See the design
Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up
Winter in Washington comes with a calendar: football weekends and rainy-season basketball, plus waterfront light displays and mountain snow trips. Each one is a reason to wear something that makes people laugh. Our designs are all original and never use team names or brands.
Funny gifts that fit Washington
In Washington, a funny sweatshirt or hoodie is a gift that actually gets used for months, which is the whole point of a gift. Start with the hoodies and sweatshirts collection and sort by whoever you are shopping for.
- For the person who plans the day around the dog walk, Washington weather included, there are funny sweatshirts, hoodies and tees about cold-walk negotiations and couch partners. Shop Dog People
- For the friend who takes orders from the cat, there are tree defenders, couch sharers and soft-spoken tyrants. Shop Cat People
- For holiday tables in Washington, there are funny shirts for the whole group, from the host to the dessert recovery crew. Shop Family & New Baby
A gift pick for WashingtonBlanket Burrito Season SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design
Ordering for Washington
Everything is printed to order, so there is no stock sitting in a warehouse waiting. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. For Christmas delivery in the US, order by December 8, and check the shipping policy for the latest details. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November. The first chill in Washington typically arrives late October to early November, so ordering in October puts a sweatshirt in your closet right on time.
Local notes, Washington
- Game days
- Football weekends and rainy-season basketball.
- Gatherings
- Waterfront light displays and mountain snow trips.
- The cold, locally
- Winter is gray, damp, and drizzly, which feels cold even above freezing.
- Climate zone
- Pacific Northwest
Shop by what fits
Wear the joke
Printed to order in the US. Free US shipping over $50.
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Mom Mode: Low Battery
From $44.99
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Pass the Gravy Not the Questions Sweatshirt
From $44.99
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Eight Nights of Snacks Hoodie
From $49.99
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Blanket Burrito Season Sweatshirt
From $44.99
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Fully Loafed Cozy Cat Sweatshirt
From $44.99
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Blanket Fort Architect Cozy Winter Sweatshirt
From $44.99
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Think Three Moves Ahead Tee
From $29.99
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Kids Table Alumni Tee
From $29.99
Questions people ask in Washington
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