Design 01 / 06
0 to 60 in 9 Years
Acceleration figures, adjusted for reality. The snail is doing its best.
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Launch window: open now
The future is late. Your shirt isn't.
Six designs for everyone who was promised a flying car decades ago. No waitlist, no deposit, no reveal event. Just shirts, printed on demand in the USA.
The lineup
Six designs. Zero delays.
Pick a design, pick tee or sweatshirt, done. Every one is printed when you order it.
Design 02 / 06
This Side Up (Allegedly)
Gravity is more of a suggestion. Upside down, fully committed.
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Design 03 / 06
Still Waiting On My Flying Car
Ordered one as a kid. Still refreshing the tracking page.
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Design 04 / 06
I've Seen the Ramp. Now Show Me the Car.
Great ramp. Lovely lighting. We have a few follow-up questions.
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Design 05 / 06
My Car Doesn't Fly Either
Minivan energy. Zero altitude, maximum cup holders.
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Design 06 / 06
Running On Cold Air and Coffee
Thrusters optional. Coffee very much required.
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Grab any 3, save 15%.
One for you, one for the friend who keeps sending reveal videos, one for the group chat. 15% off comes off automatically, and US orders over $50 ship free.