Funny Gifts and Sweatshirts in Portland, OR

When Portland gets cold enough for a hoodie

Hoodie weather in Portland usually runs November through March, and the first real chill typically shows up early November. Steady rain and gray skies mean damp cold more than snow. Snow is occasional and usually brief, but the cold snaps still catch people without a jacket.

What to wear in Portland, layer by layer

Here is what works in Portland. A sweatshirt is the winter workhorse. It is usually enough on its own for mornings and evenings, with a tee for the middle of the day. A hoodie adds a bit more warmth when a cold front rolls through. See the size guide for fit.

Worn in PortlandChristmas Starts When I Say So HoodieFrom $49.99See the design

Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up

Between football weekends and rainy-day basketball and holiday light walks and neighborhood tree displays, Portland never runs short of reasons to dress for the season. A funny sweatshirt, hoodie or tee fits right in, and because every design is original, none of it borrows a team or brand.

Funny gifts that fit Portland

For Portland, a sweatshirt covers cool mornings and evenings and ships well to colder places too. Browse the sweatshirts collection first, and pair it with a funny tee for warmer afternoons.

• For the person who plans the day around the dog walk, Portland weather included, there are funny sweatshirts, hoodies and tees about cold-walk negotiations and couch partners. Shop Dog People
• For the friend who takes orders from the cat, there are tree defenders, couch sharers and soft-spoken tyrants. Shop Cat People
• For holiday tables in Portland, there are funny shirts for the whole group, from the host to the dessert recovery crew. Shop Family & New Baby

A gift pick for PortlandBath Time Tenor SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Ordering for Portland

Cool evenings in Portland typically start early November, so a mid-fall order is plenty of lead time. Everything is printed to order. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. For Christmas delivery in the US, order by December 8. The shipping policy has the current details. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November.