Funny Gifts and Sweatshirts in Houston, TX

When Houston gets cold enough for a hoodie

Houston sits in the Gulf Coast climate zone. Winter is humid and mild, with a few sharp cold fronts that surprise everyone. The first real chill typically arrives late November, and hoodie weather usually runs evenings from late November to February. Snow is not part of the picture, so the question is simply how cool the evenings get.

What to wear in Houston, layer by layer

A simple wardrobe rule for Houston. A sweatshirt is the winter workhorse. It is usually enough on its own for mornings and evenings, with a tee for the middle of the day. A hoodie adds a bit more warmth when a cold front rolls through. See the size guide for fit.

Worn in HoustonBlanket Fort Architect Cozy Winter SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up

Houston runs on football weekends and tailgates in mild weather. Add holiday light displays and outdoor holiday markets to the calendar and you have a full winter of occasions where a funny sweatshirt, hoodie or tee fits right in. Everything on our site is original, so the humor is about the moment, not about any team or brand.

Funny gifts that fit Houston

In Houston, a sweatshirt is the practical pick, because it works from November through February and also travels well. Start with the sweatshirts collection, then add a tee from the tees collection for the warmer days.

• For holiday tables in Houston, there are funny shirts for the whole group, from the host to the dessert recovery crew. Shop Family & New Baby
• For two people who share a blanket and a remote, there are matching and mix-and-match funny pieces. Shop Couples
• For Thanksgiving week, there are bread-basket guardians, nap-through-the-game dads and pie referees. Shop Thanksgiving Crew

A gift pick for HoustonWinter Feasts And Dragon Tales SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Ordering for Houston

Each piece is made after you order it. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery in the US, and see the shipping policy for current details. Cool evenings in Houston typically start late November, so a mid-fall order is plenty of lead time. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November.