San Francisco, CA · Mild winters
Funny Gifts and Graphic Tees in San Francisco, CA
Funny gift and wardrobe ideas for San Francisco, CA: what the winters are really like, what to wear, and when to order.
Pick another state- Typical January low
- 46°F
- First real chill
- November
- Hoodie weather
- November through February, any evening
- Winter snow
- None
Gift shopping for someone in San Francisco? Start with the weather. January lows typically reach around 46 degrees there, and winters are mild. Graphic tees lead in San Francisco, with a sweatshirt kept close for cool evenings and strong air conditioning.
When San Francisco gets cold enough for a hoodie
Hoodie weather in San Francisco usually runs November through February, any evening, and the first real chill typically shows up November. Summer fog is famous, but winter brings damp, windy, 50 degree evenings that cut through cotton. Snow is not part of the picture, so the question is simply how cool the evenings get.
What to wear in San Francisco, layer by layer
Here is the layering plan for San Francisco. Winter here is a light-layer season. A tee is the daily base, and a sweatshirt or hoodie covers cool evenings, breezy waterfronts, and cold restaurants. See the size guide for fit.
Worn in San FranciscoThe Aunt Policy: Spoil Them, Send Them HomeFrom $29.99See the design
Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up
San Francisco runs on football weekends and cozy pub-style game nights. Add holiday window walks and harbor light displays to the calendar and you have a full winter of occasions where a funny sweatshirt, hoodie or tee fits right in. Everything on our site is original, so the humor is about the moment, not about any team or brand.
Funny gifts that fit San Francisco
Warm weather makes the tee the everyday gift in San Francisco. Begin with the tees collection, and keep the sweatshirts in mind for cool evenings and for friends in colder places.
- For two people who share a blanket and a remote, there are matching and mix-and-match funny pieces. Shop Couples
- For Thanksgiving week, there are bread-basket guardians, nap-through-the-game dads and pie referees. Shop Thanksgiving Crew
- For the person who plans the day around the dog walk, San Francisco weather included, there are funny sweatshirts, hoodies and tees about cold-walk negotiations and couch partners. Shop Dog People
A gift pick for San FranciscoSigned, Sealed, Still Annoying Valentine's T-ShirtFrom $29.99See the design
Ordering for San Francisco
Each piece is made after you order it. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery in the US, and see the shipping policy for current details. Winter is gentle in San Francisco, so there is no rush for cold weather, only for gift deadlines. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November.
Local notes, San Francisco
- Game days
- Football weekends and cozy pub-style game nights.
- Gatherings
- Holiday window walks and harbor light displays.
- The cold, locally
- Summer fog is famous, but winter brings damp, windy, 50 degree evenings that cut through cotton.
- Climate zone
- California Coast
Shop by what fits
Wear the joke
Printed to order in the US. Free US shipping over $50.
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Bath Time Tenor Shirt
From $29.99
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Cinnamon Roll Mode Shirt
From $29.99
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The Aunt Policy: Spoil Them, Send Them Home
From $29.99
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Signed, Sealed, Still Annoying Valentine's T-Shirt
From $29.99
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Cabin Mode: Out of Office Shirt
From $29.99
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Hold The Wall, Then Coffee Tee
From $29.99
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Walk Declined. Too Cold. Hoodie
From $49.99
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Fully Loafed Cozy Cat Sweatshirt
From $44.99
Questions people ask in San Francisco
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