Seattle, WA · Cool winters
Funny Gifts and Sweatshirts in Seattle, WA
Funny gift and wardrobe ideas for Seattle, WA: what the winters are really like, what to wear, and when to order.
Pick another state- Typical January low
- 37°F
- First real chill
- early November
- Hoodie weather
- late October through March
- Winter snow
- Occasional
Gift shopping for someone in Seattle? Start with the weather. January lows typically reach around 37 degrees there, and winters are cool rather than cold. Sweatshirts lead for Seattle evenings and winter mornings, and tees cover the warm afternoons.
When Seattle gets cold enough for a hoodie
Hoodie weather in Seattle usually runs late October through March, and the first real chill typically shows up early November. Gray skies and steady drizzle make 40 degrees feel colder. Snow is occasional and usually brief, but the cold snaps still catch people without a jacket.
What to wear in Seattle, layer by layer
A simple wardrobe rule for Seattle. A sweatshirt is the winter workhorse. It is usually enough on its own for mornings and evenings, with a tee for the middle of the day. A hoodie adds a bit more warmth when a cold front rolls through. See the size guide for fit.
Worn in SeattleBlanket Fort Architect Cozy Winter SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design
Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up
Seattle runs on football weekends and rainy-day basketball. Add waterfront light displays and holiday markets to the calendar and you have a full winter of occasions where a funny sweatshirt, hoodie or tee fits right in. Everything on our site is original, so the humor is about the moment, not about any team or brand.
Funny gifts that fit Seattle
For Seattle, a sweatshirt covers cool mornings and evenings and ships well to colder places too. Browse the sweatshirts collection first, and pair it with a funny tee for warmer afternoons.
- For holiday tables in Seattle, there are funny shirts for the whole group, from the host to the dessert recovery crew. Shop Family & New Baby
- For two people who share a blanket and a remote, there are matching and mix-and-match funny pieces. Shop Couples
- For Thanksgiving week, there are bread-basket guardians, nap-through-the-game dads and pie referees. Shop Thanksgiving Crew
A gift pick for SeattleFive Layers Minimum SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design
Ordering for Seattle
Everything is printed to order, so there is no stock sitting in a warehouse waiting. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. For Christmas delivery in the US, order by December 8, and check the shipping policy for the latest details. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November. Cool evenings in Seattle typically start early November, so a mid-fall order is plenty of lead time.
Local notes, Seattle
- Game days
- Football weekends and rainy-day basketball.
- Gatherings
- Waterfront light displays and holiday markets.
- The cold, locally
- Gray skies and steady drizzle make 40 degrees feel colder.
- Climate zone
- Pacific Northwest
Shop by what fits
Wear the joke
Printed to order in the US. Free US shipping over $50.
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Walk Declined. Too Cold. Hoodie
From $49.99
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Fully Loafed Cozy Cat Sweatshirt
From $44.99
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Blanket Fort Architect Cozy Winter Sweatshirt
From $44.99
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Five Layers Minimum Sweatshirt
From $44.99
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Bath Time Tenor Shirt
From $29.99
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Cinnamon Roll Mode Shirt
From $29.99
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Chosen Family, Assigned Side Dish Friendsgiving Tee
From $29.99
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Signed, Sealed, Still Annoying Valentine's T-Shirt
From $29.99
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