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Seattle, WA · Cool winters

Funny Gifts and Sweatshirts in Seattle, WA

Funny gift and wardrobe ideas for Seattle, WA: what the winters are really like, what to wear, and when to order.

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Typical January low
37°F
First real chill
early November
Hoodie weather
late October through March
Winter snow
Occasional

Gift shopping for someone in Seattle? Start with the weather. January lows typically reach around 37 degrees there, and winters are cool rather than cold. Sweatshirts lead for Seattle evenings and winter mornings, and tees cover the warm afternoons.

When Seattle gets cold enough for a hoodie

Hoodie weather in Seattle usually runs late October through March, and the first real chill typically shows up early November. Gray skies and steady drizzle make 40 degrees feel colder. Snow is occasional and usually brief, but the cold snaps still catch people without a jacket.

What to wear in Seattle, layer by layer

A simple wardrobe rule for Seattle. A sweatshirt is the winter workhorse. It is usually enough on its own for mornings and evenings, with a tee for the middle of the day. A hoodie adds a bit more warmth when a cold front rolls through. See the size guide for fit.

Blanket Fort Architect Cozy Winter Sweatshirt Worn in SeattleBlanket Fort Architect Cozy Winter SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up

Seattle runs on football weekends and rainy-day basketball. Add waterfront light displays and holiday markets to the calendar and you have a full winter of occasions where a funny sweatshirt, hoodie or tee fits right in. Everything on our site is original, so the humor is about the moment, not about any team or brand.

Funny gifts that fit Seattle

For Seattle, a sweatshirt covers cool mornings and evenings and ships well to colder places too. Browse the sweatshirts collection first, and pair it with a funny tee for warmer afternoons.

  • For holiday tables in Seattle, there are funny shirts for the whole group, from the host to the dessert recovery crew. Shop Family & New Baby
  • For two people who share a blanket and a remote, there are matching and mix-and-match funny pieces. Shop Couples
  • For Thanksgiving week, there are bread-basket guardians, nap-through-the-game dads and pie referees. Shop Thanksgiving Crew
Five Layers Minimum Sweatshirt A gift pick for SeattleFive Layers Minimum SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Ordering for Seattle

Everything is printed to order, so there is no stock sitting in a warehouse waiting. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. For Christmas delivery in the US, order by December 8, and check the shipping policy for the latest details. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November. Cool evenings in Seattle typically start early November, so a mid-fall order is plenty of lead time.

Local notes, Seattle

Game days
Football weekends and rainy-day basketball.
Gatherings
Waterfront light displays and holiday markets.
The cold, locally
Gray skies and steady drizzle make 40 degrees feel colder.
Climate zone
Pacific Northwest

Shop by what fits

  1. SweatshirtsSweatshirts lead for Seattle evenings and winter mornings, and tees cover the warm afternoons.
  2. Thanksgiving CrewFunny shirts for hosts, guests and the pie referee.
  3. Family & New BabyFunny picks for family & new baby.
  4. CouplesFunny picks for couples.

Wear the joke

Printed to order in the US. Free US shipping over $50.

Questions people ask in Seattle

What should I wear for winter in Seattle?
Winters in Seattle are cool rather than cold, with a typical January low of around 37 degrees. A sweatshirt is usually enough, with a tee underneath for indoors.
When is it cold enough for a hoodie in Seattle?
The first real chill typically arrives early November, and hoodie weather usually runs late October through March. Local weather varies year to year, so treat these as typical timing, not a promise.
What are good funny gifts for people in Seattle?
Pick by person, not by place: dog people, cat people, family gatherings, couples and Thanksgiving hosts each have a collection.Sweatshirts and hoodies lead in cold months, and tees are the easy year-round gift.
How long does an Inkida order take to reach Seattle?
Everything is printed to order. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. Order by December 8 for Christmas, and see the shipping policy for current details.

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