Funny Gifts and Cozy Hoodies in Missouri

Winter across Missouri

Winter swings from mild to icy within a week. The first real chill typically arrives mid to late October, and hoodie weather usually runs late October through March. Snow shows up several times a season, which makes layers a habit rather than an event.

What to wear in Missouri, layer by layer

A simple wardrobe rule for Missouri. A sweatshirt or hoodie is the everyday middle layer from late fall through early spring. Wear it over a tee, then add a coat on the coldest days. Check the size guide if you plan to layer.

Worn in MissouriBlanket Burrito Season SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Game days, gatherings and other reasons to dress up

Missouri runs on football Sundays, college basketball, and winter hockey. Add downtown tree lightings and holiday light drives to the calendar and you have a full winter of occasions where a funny sweatshirt, hoodie or tee fits right in. Everything on our site is original, so the humor is about the moment, not about any team or brand.

Funny gifts that fit Missouri

In Missouri, a funny sweatshirt or hoodie is a gift that actually gets used for months, which is the whole point of a gift. Start with the hoodies and sweatshirts collection and sort by whoever you are shopping for.

• For two people who share a blanket and a remote, there are matching and mix-and-match funny pieces. Shop Couples
• For Thanksgiving week, there are bread-basket guardians, nap-through-the-game dads and pie referees. Shop Thanksgiving Crew
• For the person who plans the day around the dog walk, Missouri weather included, there are funny sweatshirts, hoodies and tees about cold-walk negotiations and couch partners. Shop Dog People

A gift pick for MissouriFully Loafed Cozy Cat SweatshirtFrom $44.99See the design

Ordering for Missouri

Each piece is made after you order it. Delivery is typically 6 to 11 business days, and US shipping is free on orders of $50 or more. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery in the US, and see the shipping policy for current details. If you are buying for yourself, order before the first chill, typically mid to late October, so you are not shopping in the cold. For Thanksgiving gifts, order early in November.