Funny Christmas Shirts
Funny Christmas shirts for the people who make the season what it is: the one who waters the tree once, the cat who drinks the tree water, the relative who wrapped it badly with...
22 designs
Ribbon Thief Shirt
A tiny line-art dog trotting off with a curly ribbon. Minimal single-ink print for the dog house.
Ribbon Thief Hoodie
A tiny line-art dog trotting off with a curly ribbon. Minimal single-ink print for the dog house.
The Cat Unwrapped It First Shirt
Paper torn, ribbon gone, cat inside the box. A Christmas tee for cat people.
The Cat Unwrapped It First Sweatshirt
Paper torn, ribbon gone, cat inside the box. A Christmas crewneck for cat people.
Gift Bag Person Shirt
Tissue paper on top, done in nine seconds, no tape needed. A Christmas tee for the gift bag loyalist.
Gift Bag Person Hoodie
Tissue paper on top, done in nine seconds, no tape needed. A Christmas hoodie for the gift bag loyalist.
I Always Steal the Candle Shirt
Every swap, same move. Wait for the candle, then take it. A holiday party tee with a glowing candle and a sneaky hand.
I Always Steal the Candle Sweatshirt
Every swap, same move. Wait for the candle, then take it. A holiday party crewneck with a glowing candle and a sneaky hand.
My Wish List Has Footnotes Shirt
Size medium. The blue one. Not that blue. See note 3. A Christmas tee with a long list full of asterisks.
My Wish List Has Footnotes Sweatshirt
Size medium. The blue one. Not that blue. See note 3. A Christmas crewneck with a long list full of asterisks.
The Dog Did the Whole Advent Calendar Shirt
Day 1 through 24, all open, all gone, one very happy dog. A Christmas tee with an open calendar and a guilty face.
The Dog Did the Whole Advent Calendar Sweatshirt
Day 1 through 24, all open, all gone, one very happy dog. A Christmas crewneck with an open calendar and a guilty face.
Velvet Bow Enthusiast Shirt
One tiny velvet bow, drawn in a single line. For the person who has tied one on the tree, the wreath, the dog and the coffee mug. Minimal print on maroon.
Velvet Bow Enthusiast Sweatshirt
One tiny velvet bow, drawn in a single line. For the person who has tied one on the tree, the wreath, the dog and the coffee mug. Minimal print on maroon.
Our Power Bill Is Festive Shirt
A small house buried in a thousand lights, an inflatable snowman and a very spinny meter. A round badge on a cozy tee.
Our Power Bill Is Festive Hoodie
A small house buried in a thousand lights, an inflatable snowman and a very spinny meter. A round badge on a cozy hoodie.
Matching Pajamas Were Not My Idea Hoodie
Three plaid pajama tops on a clothesline and one very reluctant family member. A funny Christmas hoodie.
Matching Pajamas Were Not My Idea Sweatshirt
Three plaid pajama tops on a clothesline and one very reluctant family member. A funny Christmas crewneck.
Our Fireplace Is on TV Hoodie
No chimney, no problem. A crackling fire on the TV and a very cozy household. Framed flat-vector badge.
Our Fireplace Is on TV Sweatshirt
No chimney, no problem. A crackling fire on the TV and a very cozy household. Framed flat-vector badge.
Knight of the Wrapping Tube Hoodie
Crossed wrapping paper tubes on a shield. Undisputed sibling ruler of the living room on Christmas Eve.
Knight of the Wrapping Tube Sweatshirt
Crossed wrapping paper tubes on a shield. Undisputed sibling ruler of the living room on Christmas Eve.
Official Ladder Holder Hoodie
Someone has to hang the lights. Someone has to hold the ladder and give advice. A Christmas hoodie for the second one.
Official Ladder Holder Sweatshirt
Someone has to hang the lights. Someone has to hold the ladder and give advice. A Christmas crewneck for the second one.
Ate Tomorrow's Chocolate Hoodie
Door 12 was supposed to be for tomorrow. It was delicious. An advent calendar with one very suspicious open door.
Ate Tomorrow's Chocolate Sweatshirt
Door 12 was supposed to be for tomorrow. It was delicious. An advent calendar with one very suspicious open door.
Cheese Board Curator Hoodie
Crackers fanned, grapes placed, cheese labeled. The board is art. A hoodie for the party host.
Cheese Board Curator Sweatshirt
Crackers fanned, grapes placed, cheese labeled. The board is art. A crewneck for the party host.