Funny Christmas Shirts
Funny Christmas shirts for the people who make the season what it is: the one who waters the tree once, the cat who drinks the tree water, the relative who wrapped it badly with...
14 designs
Tree Up Before the Candy Ran Out Hoodie
Halloween candy still in the bowl, Christmas tree already lit. For the early decorator in the family.
Tree Up Before the Candy Ran Out Sweatshirt
Halloween candy still in the bowl, Christmas tree already lit. For the early decorator in the family.
The Dog Took the Nose Hoodie
A snowman looking a little surprised and a very pleased dog trotting off with the carrot. The Dog Took the Nose, snowman status pending. Flat-vector art on a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
The Dog Took the Nose Sweatshirt
A snowman looking a little surprised and a very pleased dog trotting off with the carrot. The Dog Took the Nose, snowman status pending. Flat-vector art on a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Shovel Duty Dropout Hoodie
A glowing house in the snow, a driveway barely started and a shovel left standing in the bank. Shovel Duty Dropout, a round flat-vector winter badge. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Shovel Duty Dropout Sweatshirt
A glowing house in the snow, a driveway barely started and a shovel left standing in the bank. Shovel Duty Dropout, a round flat-vector winter badge. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Sledding Hill Legend Hoodie
Moonlight, a perfect bump and a flying sled. Sledding Hill Legend, a round flat-vector winter badge for the family member who still goes down first. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Sledding Hill Legend Sweatshirt
Moonlight, a perfect bump and a flying sled. Sledding Hill Legend, a round flat-vector winter badge for the family member who still goes down first. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Ice Fishing (Mostly Snacks) Hoodie
A red ice shanty under the moon, a hole in the ice, a rod and a very serious snack supply. Ice Fishing, Mostly Snacks. A round flat-vector badge for the patient angler. On a cozy...
Ice Fishing (Mostly Snacks) Sweatshirt
A red ice shanty under the moon, a hole in the ice, a rod and a very serious snack supply. Ice Fishing, Mostly Snacks. A round flat-vector badge for the patient angler. On a cozy...
Head Masa Spreader Hoodie
Corn husks, a big bowl of masa and the most important job at the family tamalada. Tamale Season, Head Masa Spreader. Flat-vector art on a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Head Masa Spreader Sweatshirt
Corn husks, a big bowl of masa and the most important job at the family tamalada. Tamale Season, Head Masa Spreader. Flat-vector art on a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Fragile Until January Hoodie
A line-art ornament with one small crack. Fragile, until January. A quiet single-ink chest print for anyone running on cocoa and willpower in December. On a cozy hoodie, crewneck or tee.
Fragile Until January Sweatshirt
A line-art ornament with one small crack. Fragile, until January. A quiet single-ink chest print for anyone running on cocoa and willpower in December. On a cozy hoodie, crewneck or tee.
I Watered the Tree Once Hoodie
A slightly droopy line-art pine and one lonely water drop. I Watered the Tree Once. A single-ink minimalist chest print for every real-tree household. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
I Watered the Tree Once Sweatshirt
A slightly droopy line-art pine and one lonely water drop. I Watered the Tree Once. A single-ink minimalist chest print for every real-tree household. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
I Brought the Snow Inside Hoodie
A fluffy dog mid-shake, snow flying everywhere. I Brought the Snow Inside, you're welcome. Flat-vector art for dog families in snow country. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
I Brought the Snow Inside Sweatshirt
A fluffy dog mid-shake, snow flying everywhere. I Brought the Snow Inside, you're welcome. Flat-vector art for dog families in snow country. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
The Receipt Is in the Box Hoodie
A line-art gift with a receipt peeking out from under the lid. The Receipt Is in the Box, love you, though. A small single-ink chest print, perfect for gift exchanges, on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
The Receipt Is in the Box Sweatshirt
A line-art gift with a receipt peeking out from under the lid. The Receipt Is in the Box, love you, though. A small single-ink chest print, perfect for gift exchanges, on a soft heavyweight crewneck...
Snow Day Hopeful Hoodie
Line-art peaks, three snowflakes and a small, very sincere wish. Snow Day Hopeful, a single-ink minimalist chest print for teachers, students and parents, on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
Snow Day Hopeful Sweatshirt
Line-art peaks, three snowflakes and a small, very sincere wish. Snow Day Hopeful, a single-ink minimalist chest print for teachers, students and parents, on a soft heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt.
Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. Hoodie
We measured the ceiling twice. The tree still had other plans. A cozy flat-vector living room with a tree folding along the ceiling, star squished sideways, above Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. On a soft...
Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. Sweatshirt
We measured the ceiling twice. The tree still had other plans. A cozy flat-vector living room with a tree folding along the ceiling, star squished sideways, above Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. On a soft...
Running Late for the Holidays Hoodie
A little plane, a dotted flight path and a warm window waiting at the end. Running Late for the Holidays, but definitely coming home. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
Running Late for the Holidays Sweatshirt
A little plane, a dotted flight path and a warm window waiting at the end. Running Late for the Holidays, but definitely coming home. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt.
Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Hoodie
Gifts bought in October, wrapped on the 24th. A half-wrapped present with crooked tape above Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Sweatshirt
Gifts bought in October, wrapped on the 24th. A half-wrapped present with crooked tape above Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt.