Funny Christmas Gifts
Funny Christmas gifts that people actually wear: sweatshirts, hoodies and tees with original jokes about tree duty, cookie supply chains, cold walks and pets who open their pres...
12 designs
The Receipt Is in the Box Hoodie
A line-art gift with a receipt peeking out from under the lid. The Receipt Is in the Box, love you, though. A small single-ink chest print, perfect for gift exchanges, on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
The Receipt Is in the Box Sweatshirt
A line-art gift with a receipt peeking out from under the lid. The Receipt Is in the Box, love you, though. A small single-ink chest print, perfect for gift exchanges, on a soft heavyweight crewneck...
Snow Day Hopeful Hoodie
Line-art peaks, three snowflakes and a small, very sincere wish. Snow Day Hopeful, a single-ink minimalist chest print for teachers, students and parents, on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
Snow Day Hopeful Sweatshirt
Line-art peaks, three snowflakes and a small, very sincere wish. Snow Day Hopeful, a single-ink minimalist chest print for teachers, students and parents, on a soft heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt.
Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. Hoodie
We measured the ceiling twice. The tree still had other plans. A cozy flat-vector living room with a tree folding along the ceiling, star squished sideways, above Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. On a soft...
Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. Sweatshirt
We measured the ceiling twice. The tree still had other plans. A cozy flat-vector living room with a tree folding along the ceiling, star squished sideways, above Measured Twice. Still Too Tall. On a soft...
Running Late for the Holidays Hoodie
A little plane, a dotted flight path and a warm window waiting at the end. Running Late for the Holidays, but definitely coming home. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
Running Late for the Holidays Sweatshirt
A little plane, a dotted flight path and a warm window waiting at the end. Running Late for the Holidays, but definitely coming home. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt.
Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Hoodie
Gifts bought in October, wrapped on the 24th. A half-wrapped present with crooked tape above Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Sweatshirt
Gifts bought in October, wrapped on the 24th. A half-wrapped present with crooked tape above Early Shopper. Late Wrapper. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt.
Pajama Deal Hunter Hoodie
Doorbusters from the duvet. A crescent-moon price tag over bold Pajama Deal Hunter type, for the friend who wins every sale without leaving bed. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight hoodie.
Pajama Deal Hunter Sweatshirt
Doorbusters from the duvet. A crescent-moon price tag over bold Pajama Deal Hunter type, for the friend who wins every sale without leaving bed. Flat-vector art on a soft heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt.
Hibernation Is a Valid Plan Hoodie
A sleepy bear tucked under a patchwork quilt with a mug of cocoa. Hibernation Is a Valid Plan. Flat-vector art on a cozy hoodie, crewneck or tee.
Hibernation Is a Valid Plan Sweatshirt
A sleepy bear tucked under a patchwork quilt with a mug of cocoa. Hibernation Is a Valid Plan. Flat-vector art on a cozy hoodie, crewneck or tee.
Wore the Antlers. Once. Shirt
A pug in a felt antler headband with the most unimpressed face in the house. Wore the Antlers. Once. Flat-vector art for every pet who did one holiday photo. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or...
Wore the Antlers. Once. Hoodie
A pug in a felt antler headband with the most unimpressed face in the house. Wore the Antlers. Once. Flat-vector art for every pet who did one holiday photo. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or...
Wore the Antlers. Once. Sweatshirt
A pug in a felt antler headband with the most unimpressed face in the house. Wore the Antlers. Once. Flat-vector art for every pet who did one holiday photo. On a cozy crewneck, hoodie or...
The Cat Drinks the Tree Water Hoodie
A tuxedo cat with its head under the tree skirt, drinking from the stand again. The Cat Drinks the Tree Water, we have asked nicely. Flat-vector art on a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
The Cat Drinks the Tree Water Sweatshirt
A tuxedo cat with its head under the tree skirt, drinking from the stand again. The Cat Drinks the Tree Water, we have asked nicely. Flat-vector art on a cozy crewneck, hoodie or tee.
Ugly Sweater Contest Judge Shirt
Someone has to hold the scorecards. Ugly Sweater Contest Judge with Fair Isle knit bands and two very honest paddles, 10 and 2. The party shirt that is not a sweater. Flat-vector art on a...
Ugly Sweater Contest Judge Hoodie
Someone has to hold the scorecards. Ugly Sweater Contest Judge with Fair Isle knit bands and two very honest paddles, 10 and 2. The party shirt that is not a sweater. Flat-vector art on a...
Ugly Sweater Contest Judge Sweatshirt
Someone has to hold the scorecards. Ugly Sweater Contest Judge with Fair Isle knit bands and two very honest paddles, 10 and 2. The party shirt that is not a sweater. Flat-vector art on a...
Christmas Starts When I Say So Shirt
For the person whose tree goes up the minute the pumpkins come down. A gold star and Christmas Starts When I Say So in bold script and caps. Flat-vector design on a cozy crewneck, hoodie...
Christmas Starts When I Say So Hoodie
For the person whose tree goes up the minute the pumpkins come down. A gold star and Christmas Starts When I Say So in bold script and caps. Flat-vector design on a cozy crewneck, hoodie...
Christmas Starts When I Say So Sweatshirt
For the person whose tree goes up the minute the pumpkins come down. A gold star and Christmas Starts When I Say So in bold script and caps. Flat-vector design on a cozy crewneck, hoodie...
I Am the Hot Cocoa Plan Shirt
Every winter plan needs a lead. Bold type with a cranberry script and a cocoa mug piled with marshmallows. The cozy pick for cocoa people and the friends who host them. Printed on demand.
I Am the Hot Cocoa Plan Hoodie
Every winter plan needs a lead. Bold type with a cranberry script and a cocoa mug piled with marshmallows. The cozy pick for cocoa people and the friends who host them. Printed on demand.
I Am the Hot Cocoa Plan Sweatshirt
Every winter plan needs a lead. Bold type with a cranberry script and a cocoa mug piled with marshmallows. The cozy pick for cocoa people and the friends who host them. Printed on demand.








