Funny Christmas Gifts

Sunglasses today, a snow shovel waiting by the door. A weather tee for people who have lived through a few Novembers.

Sunglasses today, a snow shovel waiting by the door. A weather hoodie for people who have lived through a few Novembers.

A cabin up to the windows in snow, smoke from the chimney, warm light inside. A round badge in icy blues.

A cabin up to the windows in snow, smoke from the chimney, warm light inside. A round badge in icy blues.

Hat, scarf, three layers and a very small face in the middle. A round badge with a thermometer and swirling snow on a tee.

Hat, scarf, three layers and a very small face in the middle. A round badge with a thermometer and swirling snow on a hoodie.

A tiny line-art dog trotting off with a curly ribbon. Minimal single-ink print for the dog house.

A tiny line-art dog trotting off with a curly ribbon. Minimal single-ink print for the dog house.

Paper torn, ribbon gone, cat inside the box. A Christmas tee for cat people.

Is it Tuesday? Nobody knows. Pajamas, leftovers, a puzzle. A tee for the in-between week.

Paper torn, ribbon gone, cat inside the box. A Christmas crewneck for cat people.

Is it Tuesday? Nobody knows. Pajamas, leftovers, a puzzle. A crewneck for the in-between week.

Tissue paper on top, done in nine seconds, no tape needed. A Christmas tee for the gift bag loyalist.

Tissue paper on top, done in nine seconds, no tape needed. A Christmas hoodie for the gift bag loyalist.

Every swap, same move. Wait for the candle, then take it. A holiday party tee with a glowing candle and a sneaky hand.

Every swap, same move. Wait for the candle, then take it. A holiday party crewneck with a glowing candle and a sneaky hand.

Size medium. The blue one. Not that blue. See note 3. A Christmas tee with a long list full of asterisks.

Size medium. The blue one. Not that blue. See note 3. A Christmas crewneck with a long list full of asterisks.

Day 1 through 24, all open, all gone, one very happy dog. A Christmas tee with an open calendar and a guilty face.

Day 1 through 24, all open, all gone, one very happy dog. A Christmas crewneck with an open calendar and a guilty face.

One tiny velvet bow, drawn in a single line. For the person who has tied one on the tree, the wreath, the dog and the coffee mug. Minimal print on maroon.

One tiny velvet bow, drawn in a single line. For the person who has tied one on the tree, the wreath, the dog and the coffee mug. Minimal print on maroon.

A small house buried in a thousand lights, an inflatable snowman and a very spinny meter. A round badge on a cozy tee.

A small house buried in a thousand lights, an inflatable snowman and a very spinny meter. A round badge on a cozy hoodie.

Open the door. Close the door. Open the door. The dog has not decided. A winter tee with a dog, a door and fresh snow, in icy blue.

Open the door. Close the door. Open the door. The dog has not decided. A winter crewneck with a dog, a door and fresh snow, in icy blue.

Three spotty bananas on the counter, and they know exactly where they are going. A baking tee with a loaf and a whisk.

Three spotty bananas on the counter, and they know exactly where they are going. A baking crewneck with a loaf and a whisk.