New Arrivals
The latest original designs, newest first.
The Family Table: First in Line
Realistic corgi in a bib holding a fork and knife. Part of a 5-piece matching family set. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift...
The Family Table: The Napper
Realistic orange tabby cat wrapped in a blanket, deep in a food coma. Part of a 5-piece matching family set. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A...
The Family Table: The Pie Thief
Realistic raccoon in a knit sweater holding a plate of pie. Part of a 5-piece matching family set. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly...
The Family Table: The Gravy Boss
Realistic pug in a paper crown holding a gravy ladle. Part of a 5-piece matching family set. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift...
The Family Table: The Host
Realistic turkey in a striped apron holding a carving fork. Part of a 5-piece matching family set. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift...
Cookie Inspector
Realistic husky with a milk mustache and reading glasses, holding a frosted cookie. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not...
Naughty List Veteran
Realistic goat in a Santa hat chewing on the naughty list. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Hen-ly Holidays
Realistic red hen in a knit holiday scarf with a sprig of holly. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Good Boy, Questionable Choices
Realistic golden retriever tangled in glowing Christmas lights. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Officially Unbothered
Realistic grey tabby cat in a Santa hat, eyes half closed. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Thankful, Mostly
Realistic wild turkey in full feather, with a deadpan "terms and conditions apply" line. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium,...
Gravy Boat Captain
Realistic porcelain gravy boat sailing on a wave of gravy. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Here for the Leftovers
Realistic raccoon hugging a stack of leftover containers with a drumstick in its mouth. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium,...
Pie Is My Love Language
Realistic lattice-top pumpkin pie with a heart of steam rising from the missing slice. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium,...
Midnight Snack Department
Realistic raccoon holding a stretchy pepperoni pizza slice. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Professionally Unbothered
Realistic calm capybara with an orange on its head. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Leftover Sandwich Engineer
Realistic towering Thanksgiving leftover sandwich on a skewer. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Most Likely to Eat the Cookie Dough
Realistic spoon heaped with chocolate chip cookie dough. Series format with other "Most Likely To" roles. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks...
Ruled by a Tiny Dictator
Realistic chihuahua in a gold crown and red velvet cape. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Guards the Fries (couples set B)
Realistic fluffy pomeranian guarding a pile of fries. Pairs with #14. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Steals the Fries (couples set A)
Realistic red carton of golden fries, one fry being pulled away. Pairs with #15. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not...
Ctrl + Z My Whole Week
Photo-real glossy coral keycap with an undo arrow. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
I Asked the AI. It Asked for Coffee.
Realistic vintage tin robot holding a coffee mug, scratching its head. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.
Fueled by Cold Brew and Spite
Realistic iced cold brew with cream swirl and striped straw. Detailed, realistic artwork printed in the USA on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. A funny, family-friendly gift that looks premium, not clipart.